Fecal Drill

also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill

I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.

by skipapottomus May 20, 2009

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012

fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.

0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!

by KentuckyJewel April 6, 2017

fecal theater

PG version of a shitshow

When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up

by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me

by MrMethod July 21, 2006

fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

fecal people

the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.

Keep fecal people together on welfare

by Irma October 4, 2003