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fattey

The act of getting a rediculously large dip/serving of smokeless tobacco normally placed between the bottom lips and gums. As normal consumption of a standard sized dip would normally fit between your thumb and pointer finger (the average serving per can would be around 10); a "fattey" would take at the least all fingers other than the pinky (A "fattey" will empty a can in 3 or sometimes less servings).
Hey Bubba, can I get some of that skoal? Sure uncle dad, just don't get a fattey.
by Kingofants December 17, 2013
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Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.
Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)
by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021
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"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.
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Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
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Farterrupt: the act of interrupting a conversation by farting.
I just farterrupted the shit outa some guy talking with an explosive fart.
by Fronzz December 17, 2010
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farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.
For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.
by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016
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