taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 28, 2022

fairness

I often laugh when someone declares a thing to be fair. Fairness is a funny illusion. It’s one of our most useful illusions, but it’s an illusion nonetheless.

My mother gave me a fucking scooter while she gave my little sister a new Cobalt. No fairness in that.

by theshadowofdeath December 14, 2011

fafinaf

An armour fanny pack penguins wear. Also a top notch 1.6 and source Counter-Strike clan.

"Fafinaf" can not be used in a sentence.

by Pai May 16, 2006

in fairness

Irish slang for "To be honest"

"Did you go gattin at the weekend?"
"Nahh I'm sick of it now in fairness like"

by Crazy man1235678987654321 May 23, 2009

fagin

1. noun. to be a fagin, to be fagin-like. an object that enables you to fagin someone
2. verb. to fagin/steal someones stuff. to be a fagin to someone.

1.Gus: did you see that guy, he was such a total fagin
Jack: yeah i totaly did what a fagin
2.Gus: Argh! that fagin! he just fagined all my stuff. what a fagin
Jack: yeah i saw that hes a total fagin

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

fagington

Someone who is beyond the definition of gay. He/She is extremely proper with their gayness that their sexual orientation cannot be confused.

Wow, look at the way that fagington holds that teacup, he's about to poke somebody's eye out with his pinky.

by RockKicker December 22, 2008

Fainting Bath

A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.

hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath

by yellowapple November 3, 2010