Failblog

A site that contains hilarious images and videos of embarresing mistakes and confusions. (http://www.failblog.org)

Jess and I were bored so we went onto Failblog.

by Master Ellie January 1, 2009

failboy

a person who can't help but fail

god damn that jake crompton is a failboy

by powerslave213 August 28, 2009

fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol

ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.

Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.

by locheland December 18, 2009

failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.

The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.

by FengCao August 4, 2009