fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

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Fetus Eatus

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.

"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"

by NishiTheGreat May 31, 2023

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distractional focus

This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better

I could not focus fully on my history work, so I asked my friend to be my distractional focus

by blitz425 November 13, 2009

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Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

by emilyann691 November 30, 2010

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Completely Surpasses the powers of small insults like "Ur mom gay", "Ur daddy lesbian", "Ur granny tranny", and "Ur grand-pap a trap". Even the thought of using the insult grants the insultee 20 extra chromosomes. Expelling this enchantment from your vocal cords immediately implodes into a blackhole which eradicates the known and unknown universe and creates a new big bang at which life itself is recreated with the only species being gay moms.

"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"

*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"

*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*

by RePziK May 11, 2018

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