Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

Forced Censorship

When a Kidz Bop song uses horribly inaccurate, cringy lyrics to cover up swear words.

Man have you heard some of the forced censorship Kidz Bop has been including lately? I heard them say: "Walk up to the club like: "Whaddup I got a hit song- I'm so pumped I got some clothes from the Thrift Shop."

by Lumacurve June 28, 2016

forgetful jane

Someone who continuously forgets about what they're doing or saying.

Kiana is such a Forgetful Jane.

by Wilsonian18 May 25, 2017

forget me knots

Super hard ass nippples, when you are leaving your girlfriends house and you grab her titties one last time and her nipples get erect... Those are forget me knots

I grabbed her titties and left her with "forget me knots"

by The rechable October 25, 2017

forgewiegen

A person who originates from Forgewood, a small section of Motherwell Scotland associated with drugs and alcohol.

"Yeah he takes drugs"
"What a forgewiegen"

by Htttppppp January 25, 2018

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Fogedaboudit

Italian American Jargon commonly used in NYC Metro area and can be used as an adjective to add emphasis or effect to a statement, such as Hyperbole.

Vinny: Hey Louie, I can't tank You guys enough for all Yous done for my Boy Jimmy.
Louie: Fogedaboudit, Vince You Family.

Bobby: Hey Tony!? Was up wit the new Broad, Antoinette? Ahh?
Tony: Fogedaboudit! She Vincenzos God Daughter, whadayawanna swim with da fishes...

by Pelle III January 9, 2019