the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)

"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"

by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009

Skin Flute

An instrument that terrible tweeny-bopper musicians (such as Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers) play a lot.

Sentence: Justin Bieber is an expert at playing the skin flute!

Skin Flutebooty Justin Bieber

by a niggerdly person March 14, 2011

skin flute

playing the skin flute is giving oral sex to a male

honey plays the skin flute!

by || WOA || December 1, 2001

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

Bronze Flute

While toungue bathing a woman's starbolt, finger her nubby love button making her moan like a musical insturment. A gender reversal of the rusty trombone.

"Wow Jill sure has a big smile on her face."
"That's because I gave her the bronze flute for four hours last night, my toungue hurts!"

by Robo "The Pole" Ski March 19, 2007