courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

Fellate Hate

The savage disdain that some crazy women and some truly disturbing men have for the act of fellatio. The women are known as "Selfish, frigid bitch" and the men are known as "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo". There does seem to be a rule here however, when it comes to those who will open declare Fellate Hate. The "Selfish, frigid bitch" will usually have absolutely no issue whatsoever with cunnilingus, whereas the "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo" will have strong opinions against it. It's clear that one needs a sharp re-education, and the other needs shooting, as it is the kindest solution.

"How are things going with Rebecca?"
"That's SO over"
"Why? You guys were great together"
"I thought so too, until she openly admitted her fellate hate"
"Damn, what's wrong with that woman??"

"So, how are things with Tim?"
"We broke up after he twisted away when I tried to suck him off- he suffers with serious fellate hate"
"You're well out of it then!"

by MagickDio April 23, 2010

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

by Big Vi May 10, 2005

fellace

fel-laysh (v) To perform fellatio

Dude, that chick I met at the bar wouldn't go all the way, but she fellaced the shit out of me.

by I say shotgun you say natty April 29, 2008

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010