Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

So Near Yet So Far.... 

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)

B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....

So Near Yet So Far.... by D.D.R April 26, 2012

Beast From the Far East 

One of Slim Chin’s (played by Ken Jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include Mongoose Man, Quicky Von Fastenburg and Lightning Pants.

“I’m Slim Chin Beast From the Far East and this is Dwight Howard Beast from the Regular East.”

Beast From the Far East by adidasBasketball November 25, 2010

Took it too far 

A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"

1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!

Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz

You: ...Took it too far.

2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!

Quinn: With his mom?

You: Took it too far.

Took it too far by I Rather Not Be You October 4, 2009

I Ran (So Far Away)

The BEST (and most iconic) 80's song!

Whenever I think of the 80's, the song I Ran (So Far Away) plays in my head.

I Ran (So Far Away) by 80sfreak December 7, 2009

good from far, far from good 

looks good from far away, but far from good up close

You see a girl down the street that looks good from far, but she gets close and she is far from good and makes you wanna hurl. "Dude look at that chick across the party. Wait here she comes.(puking noises)Dude she was good from far, far from good.(more puking sounds)."

good from far, far from good by Matthew Wegenke October 1, 2006

Too far 

When someone takes something too far, by either saying something that is too far, continuing a joke after it is finished, or taking a joke too far.

1.
Brad: (to wheelchair girl) LEARN HOW TO WALK!!
Brad: (to us) It's funny coz she cant walk.
Everyone: Too far.

2.
Everyone: Let's tutorial Brad!
Brad: Haha I will fight back!
Everyone: Hehe.
Everyone grabs Brad.
Brad: (punches Aiden in the mouth)
Everyone: Too far.

3.
Everyone is chucking sticks at each other and whipping each other with them
Brad: (spits on one and whips me)
Everyone: Too far.

Too far by Schuface January 6, 2008