p.y.i.t.f.

Punch You In The Face. Term originating from Emily Van Camp.

Hey you, come here. P.Y.I.T.F.

by bvc October 28, 2013

T.F.B.T.

Thin Frame, Big Tits.

This phenomenon occurs when a woman has a thin body and uncannily large natural breasts.

"I haven't seen Sarah since elementary school, she's really got T.F.B.T., I think I'm going to ask her out"

by Davey Z August 25, 2009

S.T.F.U.

Shut The Fuck Up.

The stupid bitch wouldn't STFU so I back handed her one.

by Sean October 25, 2003

T.F.BUNDY

Totally fucked but unfortunately not dead yet

A variant on FUBARBUNDY (fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet). Used to describe people who are going to die but, so far, haven't.

The patient with a stroke, heart attack and pneumonia was T.F.BUNDY

by Dr J January 9, 2006

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

J.T.F.

Jesus Titty Fuck. The wondrous appearing of a crucifix hanging into the ironically exposed cleavage of a good Christian girl.

"Wow...the Lord is giving her a real good J.T.F. today!"

by JD2007 December 24, 2008