Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are typically people who try their best in everything they do. They respect everyone, and they are so effortlessly funny. Ethans also are pretty good looking, but not so good at spelling. :p

Girl A: He was hilarious. Who was that?
Girl B: Oh, that was Ethan.

by Persona individual August 3, 2020

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020