software engineer

Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"

by Schmucky The Cat January 31, 2004

software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

by medaeval February 6, 2004

Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.

Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer

by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015

robotic engineer

its a person who build or program things to do stuff humans cant do

a robotic engineer made a robot

by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016

situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.

Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.

by Bogus24 May 24, 2018

Burger Engineer

A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.

The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.

There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.

by PM64 April 5, 2021