He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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-I slapped that bitch Emil once.
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