Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.

Kelsey: What school do you go to?

Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Kelsey: That sucks.

by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011

Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007

elemayoh

the most kick assiest person known on the interwebz.

guy 1: "hey you know that elemayoh guy?"
guy 2: "yeah who doesn't?"
random girl chick 1: "i want him to put a baby inside me"

by HurDurBur November 14, 2010

Elements

3 studs, also alumni of the Hun School, all of whom have the greatest abs and hook up with whoever they want, whenever they want but only fly chicks. They have the best style on the east coast, in their high class ralph lauren and jcrew, or their fly abercrombie and fitch but they also like to keep it casual sometimes by rocking their sick lax pinnies. They blaze the highest quality turkey around with cherry pie, (the official element mascot) but thats only when they're not smashing some bud light limes or owning people at the beer pong table. They also roll with IDS till they die. Basically just the coolest three bros you could ever imagine

Elements run ishhh

by yeyy col September 26, 2009

ehem

word used when things are awkward,usely used when an unexpected rash breaks out, or commonly used with realli annoying guys named taz,or a noise mad when the act of clearing the throat takes place, or when silence needs to be broken.or when the blender breaks and u open your closet to get a towl but all u find is a big moldy sack of poo.

derrick:oh no!! my blender broke sally!!

sally:ill get a towel!!ehem, all there is is a big moldy sack of poo derrick

by penna and piss August 6, 2008

water elemental

water elementals are the opposite of fire elementals. often look like giant fish.

the water elemental is quite scary

by Smurf August 17, 2004

ephemera

How some psycho girls think of boys: used only for a short time.

"Hi. I'm Caroline. I like that boy. I'll add him to my list of ephemeras."

by Andy MON September 7, 2007