Ego Fried 

When someone says something that hurts you personally

"Did you hear wat tom said to Josh, man that dude was ego fried."

Ego Fried by Be-ezy December 22, 2008

ego-terrorist 

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

ego-terrorist by smiling goose June 21, 2010

ego fluffies 

The feeling you get when someone makes a positive comment towards you, or something good just happened to you.

Wow!, I've got 20 comments on on my picture already, I've got the ego fluffies:)

ego fluffies by Shadwofang September 22, 2010

ego-seismic 

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

ego-seismic by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

Ego Tripper 

Someone who is "Jealous" of a person because they've started or always started the clean swag, trend, slang where ever they go so the ego tripper has to be all bark, no bite and they try there skills out but it always fails so they bring the better persons weakness to the table and still fail, then the tripper copies everything the better person does daily, the ego tripper either has no partners in years or has loads in a short time but ones not even worth looking at wild, wide, smelly or covered in STD's.

"A Mouthy Victim" Who Cant take The Truth On The Chin.

EGO TRIPPER/ EGO TRAPPAH.

Ego Tripper by JMDoneyou August 12, 2012

ego impaired 

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

ego impaired by Gillybean February 22, 2015

ego swipe 

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

ego swipe by Ramboy September 22, 2015