Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020

Earl Grey

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".

"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"

by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022

Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary

cheeseburger owen earl maxwell

by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021

ms earl

The sexiest person alive 😍

Yo is that ms earl😳😳😳

by Earl Melito February 8, 2021

me earl and the dying girl

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016

Earl

When saying earl in an informal sense it means the ripping of one's rectal cavity in the pursuit of pleasure. Some say that this act is most enjoyable in warbourgh. I find that it is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

God, I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023