Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Earl

The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023

unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary

cheeseburger owen earl maxwell

by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023

earl sundance

Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music

Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024