Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton

"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."

by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009

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the exercise game

The explanation given when a child "walks in" on a sexual act in progress.

When my daughter walked in on my wife and I going at it, I explained that I was simply helping mommy stretch to play the exercise game.

by medic4194 January 15, 2010

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thumb exercises

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012

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bedroom exercise

Sex.

Damn why your room smell like bedroom exercise

by Chllren April 9, 2020

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Expression used in spiritual/philosophical circles referring to an unmediated experience of transcendence or the numinous, usually achieved through meditative/introspective practices - such as 'self-inquiry' - or through the use of psychedelics. Synonymous with the mystical experience.

Ramana Maharshi underwent direct experience as a 14-year old.

I had a direct experience by doing 5 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms.

by DjinnHeyoka December 12, 2020

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