Ex Cool-Wokie

Someone who used to enjoy humor and used to be a cool person but now they've joined the woke mob and you can't even be around them anymore because he/she is so fucking insufferable.

Me and Jon used to be friends, we would watch Family Guy and Idiocracy together and laugh and hang out at Hooters and it was so much fun being around him. Now he's just an Ex Cool-Wokie who tells me how homophobic, racist, and sexist i am whenever i see him. He's such a bummer to be around now.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 26, 2022

ex girlfriend kink

a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!

Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

ex-dub

A former member of the Jehovah Witness cult.

Someone who has woken up from a coma.

What I was a dub? I did what, I thought what? I must have been brain dead, thank god I'm an ex-dub now!

by Ithink/Iam August 11, 2009

Ex-posure

That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.

“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”

by Brangelina April 24, 2014

Ex-best Friend

Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.

Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."

by westonkouryismydad March 16, 2019

ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

by ebsky December 28, 2005

ex girlfriend

Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.

by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008