HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011

Electa

Generally an attractive girl who has sworn abstinance. She likes to flirt with younger men and lead on older men. She will make out all night long but no further than that. She will also dance with guys she feels sorry for.

guy #1- Wow she is cute
guy #2- Goodluck breaking that forcefield, she is an electa

by petew September 30, 2011

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest

electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)

electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )

*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *

by Vinum Sabbathi November 28, 2011

erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.

"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

by m_kitsune June 15, 2004

Electric sheep

"Electric Sheep is a collaborative abstract artwork founded by Scott Draves. It's run by thousands of people all over the world, and can be installed on any ordinary PC or Mac. When these computers "sleep", the Electric Sheep comes on and the computers communicate with each other by the internet to share the work of creating morphing abstract animations known as "sheep". The result is a collective "android dream", an homage to Philip K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep."

tl;dr A screen saver program.

"Golly, that screensaver sure is swell!"
"Wel gosh, thanks. It's Electric Sheep."
"TIMMY'S STUCK IN THE WELL"

by pronjak February 21, 2010