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Mud Duckling

Odd looking offspring of a mixed couple. Usually people who are mixed with the White and Black race.
PERSON 1"Hey, that guy there has red hair, freckles, and light skin. But he has black facial and body features. How odd!" Person 2 says to PERSON 1,"That there my friend is what you call a MUD DUCKLING."
by Niccolai May 4, 2006
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dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.
"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"
by jayare October 4, 2005
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Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
Did you hear the one about dickless.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Rubber Duckie

When you're doing a girl (she's on bottom) and you hold her by the throat to get a better grip. Due to the pressure on her vocal cords, instead of moaning, she can only make sqeak-like noises. Kinda like a rubber duckie.
The bitch pissed me off so I held her by the throat while fucking her until she rubber duckied.
by levski_swag November 7, 2010
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dickle fickle

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003
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dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.
"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"
by dompat12 December 24, 2009
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Dickle Tickle

The feeling a girl gets when a guy rubs his semi-chub against her back, usually while spooning.
Dude, everytime I give her the Dickle Tickle she tries to slip it in her ass. She loves it!
by Dirty Mike and the boys July 13, 2012
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