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The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
by Olivetree September 6, 2013
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drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024
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drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.
My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.
by Kevin September 15, 2008
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Surround and drown

When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.
The party was nuts, everyone surrounded R Kelly and gave him a surround and drown.
by padawamedic May 28, 2018
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Ground-Drown

MMA term. Working from mount position. Covering the opponent’s mouth with hand and sweating up their nose.
The fighter panicked and tapped out due to ground-drown.
by Sebring's G-Rod April 13, 2024
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Drowning Javelin

A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
My wife and I preformed the Drowning Javelin last night and it was very interesting.
by Rytopia April 7, 2020
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