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by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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dork

DORK-- retardedly silly goofy- funny faces and noises and not caring...and then the few true dorks that are out there know exactly where you are coming from...no matter how old you are
Im a huge dork and am proud. 36 years old...part of Im a huge dork and am proud. 36 years old...part of the "popular" group but was the cool chubby chick that all the guys could hang and drink with...lost a lot of weight in my 20's and supposedly was considered hot, but I never though so...more confidence with my rolls and long hair... ok, so i love to be silly, retarded (don't get offended I've worked with mentally challenged kids my entire life and they have made a world of difference in my life--but story for another time..to put yourself out there as crazy as it may sound or look like and not even trying or caring....dork
by deb dog December 14, 2008
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dork

a complete and total weirdly obsessive creature who is not funny.
Tony Rousmaniere is the epitomy of the word dork.
by sister December 3, 2004
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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
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You're such a dork

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it
Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.
by gooeygal December 23, 2017
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dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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dork

When a man has an erect penis that curves substantially.
Dude, that guy has such a dork!
by Evan1757 April 16, 2008
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