Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

Donk Slayer

n. A man that, despite even extreme levels of intoxication, exhibits impermeable resolve in his resistance to the venomous advances and wiles of the dreaded Swamp Donkey.

Josh was a surly drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess as a Donk Slayer could not be denied.

by Cieron July 30, 2008

donk contest

The Donk Contest is an annual car show held at The Domain mall in Austin, TX. Although it is mostly for donks, slabs are welcome as well. It has also been held in the Rock Rose expansion of The Domain.

The Snapple Car will surely win the Donk Contest this year.

by Chesterhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017

donk shot

A full-body picture of a human female taken from the profile in order to show off their donk and tits rather than their face.

Greg: You seen Emmy's new default?

Bill: Yeah, what a wicked donk shot!

by SolidusMax July 1, 2011

Donk-Quake

A very disproportionately large ass on a tall woman with an otherwise regular build.

She got her hands on her hips and the ground start to shake... Its a donk-quake, what what? donk-quake

by roundeyemcgee June 25, 2018

Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.

Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK

by DJ Rome January 21, 2020

donk music

A very large part of the 90s UK club scene. Some major clubs were Wigan pier, maximes, sanctuary and cricketers. Many areas to donk were Bolton, Wigan, Burnley, Farnworth and Manchester

Eyy m8 u off ta pier tanayt, donk music ineh
Ye m8 lineup looks sik
Ayy see ya there m8

by Swordsightsaviour March 13, 2020