chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin

What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!

by Grant November 17, 2003

Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.

Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.

by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009

Romanian Dong

A wooden foregrip common on northern European and Middle Eastern rifles that looks, well like a Romanian's penis I guess.

I'm gonna put this sweet Romanian Dong on my AK47
-Brandon Herrera

by Jormungardr September 30, 2020

dong-zilla

a guy with a big-ass dick; also known as King Dong

Dong-zilla in tha heezy fo sheezy!

by Bobby Boy June 12, 2003

dong

an idiotic person, a completly dickhead , someone that has no brain whatsoever and lives a meaningless and pointless life.

"ugh look at that Laura girl, what a dong"

by jimbobjoeyfeen February 22, 2010

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.

Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!

by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !

He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery

by jimmy dongs 4life June 28, 2012