literal dogwater

Being bad or a walmart version of something

you're so literal dogwater

by Theonlyoneyoulleverneed October 15, 2022

absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming

you're absolute dogwater bro

by Skoonify October 1, 2023

Cerberus' Dogwater

Vodka put in a bong, which is then used to smoke marijuana, and subsequently drank.

We played truth or dare at the party last night. David was the first to pick dare, so we poured him a shot of Cerberus' Dogwater.

by onepostwonder February 18, 2025

Fanged Dowager

An unmarried woman between 40 to 45 years of age

Man, she's held out against the peer pressure of society by not settling for a ball and chain of a man for so long that she's now a Fanged Dowager in her own right.

by Alfeirgerson June 19, 2025

The Wealthy Dowager

A perverse sexual act in which during oral sex the male ejaculates into the receiver's mouth and squeezes his or her cheeks to force the cum out followed by smashing it into his or her face, a la a wealthy individual getting hit in the face with a cream pie in an old comedy short like The Three Stooges. This is easier to perform if the receiver is the spitting type.

Yeah bro, it would have, but I totally gave her The Wealthy Dowager last night!

by Vonsternium March 23, 2011

You are dogwater

This mean you are very unpleasing to the person saying this. They dont like you.

Person 1: i love the cereal after the milk

Person 2: bro you are dogwater

by dumbass valerie August 22, 2022