Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Attraction Distraction

When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.

Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."

by Suscucumber May 10, 2020

family disruption

Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up

My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.

by LordVader73 June 7, 2023

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

by Sparky August 30, 2003

Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.

Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now

by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009

point of destruction

when arguing with a parent, this is the point where the parent clearly knows that she has lost, and pulls her rank as an adult with a classic parent phrase, ie. "I will wash your mouth out with soap", "i said no. You dont need a reason why!". Once these phrases are said, it is clear the child has won the parents argument in their head, but will be beat because of their authority.

Dude, my mom was obviously at the point of destruction when we were arguing and she told me to go to my room!

by ncpigger May 18, 2011

cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.

Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014