a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 6, 2011
Get the penis distraction syndrome mug.1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.
2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.
2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.
by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011
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Individual who pretends to be interested in local issues in order to gain election to the local council. In fact they just want to get rich developing their own property and spend all their time licking the arses of planning officials and their friends, who are also district councillors.
Bob Slime was as well known as a district councillor as he was for demolishing old ladies houses and building shit awful flats.
by Spleenvent June 4, 2007
Get the district councillor mug.Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.
The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Distract mug.MDHS is the most waste school, where kids vape too much. school is filled with so much white kids and wanna be’s. all the kids will try scare you and jump you. Everyone thinks there “ cool “ by vaping and sniffing *you knowww. The principal is so trash, and last year someone was caught vaping in the stalls. The programs are a waste of time and the teams at this school are so baddddd. If your gonna go to a highschool in Markham dont go here cause this school is pretty trash. If you do go here, your weird🥱🤣🤣
James : Yo what school are you going to?
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!
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- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!
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