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the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth
Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.
by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010
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Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount
by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016
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Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018
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Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
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Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
by CBGLW December 6, 2018
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