by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013
Get the Dingle Raisins mug.A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
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A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.
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Get the Dingle cheek mug.A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.
*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.
Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.
Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.
Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
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Get the dingleberry peacebridge mug.A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.
I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.
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