Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

City ditzy

A female who doesn’t seem very intelligent or have many quality skills but twirls her hair and cracks her gum, doing sexual favors for males in exchange for something they don’t know how to do

I am glad my parents didn’t raise me to be nothing more than a city ditzy but instead instilled in me the pride to learn and do anything I so chose.

by WVStella April 14, 2025

The Biggest Dillz

"A playful and sarcastic way to describe someone or something that always procrastinates, delays everything, or takes forever to get things done. Can refer to extreme laziness, indecisiveness, or just being ridiculously slow."

"Bruh, udah deadline tapi masih santai? You’re the biggest dillz ever!"
"This internet speed is such a dillz, takes ages to load!"
"Government paperwork? The biggest dillz in history!"

by RhysTheDillz February 3, 2025