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A useless human being who has nothing better in his life to do than this and just hope that someone will see this and laugh and keeps telling himself that he's loved. He cries himself to sleep every night and thinks about his friends that left him behind as his grades commit suicide. If your name is Diego, just know that your stupid and you suck but your probably really strong and people probably fear you. So go beat up that bully u got this
Hey Diego... Kill yourself you std kid
Hey you see that Diego kid? Go stab him
Diego is such an amazing person he has the best personality ever and has amazing hair.His sweatshirts always smell very nice and are very stylish. He is very romantic and is detalist he’s mostly into girls that names start with a B.His grades are very good and is really smart.He will become something big and has a bright future.
Diego is such an amazing person
Diego by Mary145 October 23, 2019
This boy will be the nicest boy you'll ever meet. He may not have the best looks but he'll find a way to charm you by his words. He'll tell you over and over again that he would do anything for you even take a bullet for you. If you get the chance date him and than marry him.
me: Diego asked me out today!
friend: OMG! your so lucky!!
Diego by one lucky person October 25, 2019
An absolutely incredible person, inside and out. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Everything about him just draws you in until you find yourself helplessly lost in your own feelings. He’s a true gentleman, and even when you insist you can do things on your own, he treats you like a queen. When he leans in closely and talks to you with a tone full of tenderness and love, you can’t help the butterflies forming in your stomach or the tingles down your spine. He’s the best of all worlds; funny, smart, caring, athletic, attractive, and most importantly, gives the best cuddles in the world. He’s somebody that you can’t help but falling for. When you look at him, you just want to wrap your arms around him and let the rest of the world fade away. You wouldn’t change a thing about him.
Diego’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met.
Diego by owouwuowouwuowouwu October 31, 2019
He is the most fattest guy in the planet he has the biggest stomach..
The diego is some big diego
diego by bobtheboss12 November 8, 2019
The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!