textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).

"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008

hot diarrhea

when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)

"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"

by shrimpi November 5, 2020

oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking

Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019

Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

Developer Diarrhea

When a developer has many ideas at the same time.

I just had developer diarrhea
What did you think of

by Mindseye Co. OFFICIAL July 2, 2021

diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Dubstep Diarrhea

Extremely explosive diarrhea and it sonds like hardcore dubstep.

Nurse : What's wrong?
Patient : I have dubstep diarrhea.
Nurse : Well... Try to get an iron toilet that the walls block any sound and you'll be fine.

by Bullet Reaper 3 April 15, 2015