penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

In denial

When you ask a gay person if they’re gay but they always deny it each time you ask

Ayden:yo bro are you gay?
Hunter: nah i’m not
Ayden: but you always flirt with boys i think your just in denial…

by SlangsOfUD October 4, 2025

speed denial

Using call blocker to keep someone from reaching you by phone.

She's really been bugging me lately. She called so often I had to put her on speed denial.

by YahooGuru2u June 11, 2008

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

Trumpian denial

The way a Trump supporter will attempt to rationalize a bad action done by their favorite president.

Trumpian denial: “He didn’t do that. And if he did do it, he didn’t mean it. And if he did mean it, you didn’t understand it. And if you did understand it, it’s not a big deal. And if it is a big deal, it’s not illegal. And if it is illegal, everyone has done it. And if everyone hasn’t done it, the Democrats have done worse.”

by cant_think_of_a_pseudonym_lol September 28, 2025

denial

denial is refusing to admit a past or present reality. you try to convince yourself or others that it's another reality because you don't want to face it.

you bought a jean, you try it on but it doesn't fit because it's too small but you convince yourself that it's because you have just eaten when the jeans are really too small but you don't want to admit it. this is what denial feels like.

by fleedy April 2, 2022

Camp denial

Like a two week minecraft phase but in real life. You go outside for a 2 day camping trip but end up just living there for the rest of your life.

Yo, you seen Jeremy around?
Nah, he's got camp denial

by K9123 August 15, 2024