post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package

A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression

by cvzu7 December 15, 2023

Dakota delivery service

The act of forcefully putting someones head into a box and filling the box to the brim with cum. ultimately drowning the reciever

Took me 30 days but i pulled off the Dakota delivery service

by Peenish 3.0 Official February 1, 2026

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

Nicotine Deliverance Device

An E-Cigarette.

Mate pass the nicotine deliverance device.

Can I get some deliverance mate?

by lungfucker September 5, 2025

An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.

The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".

by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011

Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017