Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

Selective Dickism

Someone who gives dick or some fucc to one person and one person only.

"Man, Logan only gives Laura his dick! I think Logan has Selective Dickism."

by durdew June 12, 2017

Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.

I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.

by Quack M.D. August 1, 2019

Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

Ginger-selective abortion

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.

BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."

by Gingo Jingo August 25, 2011

Selective Individualist

The proper term for someone who calls the rest of the world "sheep" and feels superior because he or she is "different" from them.

Selective Individualist: I'm better than you you conformist bunch of sheep.

Me: Hmm... I noticed you still conform to things like eating and breathing. If you truly wish to express dominance over me, stop doing those things A.S.A.P.

Selective Individualist: B-b-but... if I did that I would die!

Me: Sheep!!!!!

by He who shall not be named EVER July 2, 2009