defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

Tower Defense Simulator

Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles

Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"

Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"

by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020

Sidney Powell Defense

The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.

"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.

by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

Tower Defense Simulator

Tower Defense SImulator is a good Roblox game. No Toxicity btw

Oh bash! It seems there is nothing to pla- oh. TDS is the choice.
Tower Defense Simulator W

by Erazias November 22, 2021

World Tower Defense

the game that is never playtested and needs an insane amount of grinding for new players.

Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.

by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022

West Coast Defense

When two Bro's playing beer pong resort to extreme measures. Usually involves stripping down to their underwear and dancing in order to distract the opposing players. Can be used for various other things.

Dumb girl: What the hell are you guys doing?
B: West Coast Defense
DG: Is that why you're naked?
B: Yes.

by Bezerra October 27, 2010