defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!
by KevBrainShaft October 18, 2007
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Tower Defense Simulator

Abbreviated as TDS,ROBLOX game were you use towers to kill da enemies. Also known as wait for income simulator, understand russian simulator, outlaw simulator or carry people simulator. The logic on this game is weird as fuck because some guy with glasses can get hidden detection but a futuristic space thingy suit guy can't. Also half of the towers are nerfed like they were eating glass shards every day. The creator BelowNatural is pog not gonna lie but please balance the game. Also people say its a copy of TowerBattles
Guy1: "Hey wanna play Tower Defense Simulator"

Guy2: "Isn't that like Tower Battles but it updates?"
Guy1:"Wanna play Tower Defense Simulator?"
Guy2:"Sure"
by BluerevengeX November 24, 2020
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West Coast Defense

When two Bro's playing beer pong resort to extreme measures. Usually involves stripping down to their underwear and dancing in order to distract the opposing players. Can be used for various other things.
Dumb girl: What the hell are you guys doing?
B: West Coast Defense
DG: Is that why you're naked?
B: Yes.
by Bezerra October 26, 2010
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Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.
Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.
by Chalkey April 17, 2011
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Civilian Defense Front

The best faction in After the Flash: Mirage, when comparing it to your other two options (irrelevant yankees or the asspulled libertarians). The Civilian Defense Front is a 'communitarian' based group, in which scrap towns across post-Flash North America work together within their communities to share resources. The goal is actively to stand by the people, for the people, utilizing a civilian-based Militia to enact said goal.
Level 217: 'I heard the Civilian Defense Front lost the siege of Cliffguard.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'

:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'
by OOC Sniper May 28, 2021
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World Tower Defense

the game that is never playtested and needs an insane amount of grinding for new players.
Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.
by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022
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Tower Defense Simulator

Oh bash! It seems there is nothing to pla- oh. TDS is the choice.
Tower Defense Simulator W
by Erazias November 22, 2021
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