diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021

Dandah

Dan...dah.

- how much of an impact is your company expecting the chinese immigrants to create in next four fiscal years?

- dandah.

by dandah August 24, 2011

The Dandy

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.

I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!

by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003

dandy challenge

1. Eating a whole bag of reclaim edibles, in one sitting without getting sick. claim or crude see also poop soup

2. Taking a load off oneself in one shot. see also dandy fap #selfmasterbation

3. Serving tainted cookies to the masses without getting caught. dandy edible

“Where’s Chris? “
“He’s taking the dandy challenge.”

“Only one person has been able to finish the dandy challenge”

by Dandy Edibles November 10, 2018

dandy

an extremely ugly person. feared of by all. Has weird fingers too.

"woah man, that boy is dandy!"

"u said it man!"

by will7 July 20, 2006

Dandy

A label
generaly tweed flatcap and briefcases.

Im bringing Dandy Back!

by Helex1905 October 17, 2008

dandan

really bad interviewer, obsessed with enchantresses, sux0rs @ magic, constantly confuzzled, ownz a super heavy computer and phone, ownz about 907548937507846978561287648 mice, thinks her wireless keyboard is "all-that" and more, never score soccer goals ON HER OWN, can miss a a shot by a mile, constantly says "aiya", from NEW ZEALAND and say "observative", and mix up "desert" and "dessert"

Damn pulled another DANDAN!!!!
Question: "How was ur desert(not misspelled)"
Reply: "How did my dead fish go"

by drktmpst November 30, 2003