Dam She a noob

Dam she a noob

To left dam she a noob

by Zach made dis December 14, 2018

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Golden Damming

The act of shoving a rod or something rod-like down a man’s pee hole and having them try to piss and/or cum the rod out.

We got freaky last night and she had me golden damming, I had to piss so bad!

by Muntmaster69 April 1, 2024

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020