Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

Dookie Fury

When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.

Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

Dookie Drapes

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.

Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019

Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.

My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!

by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020

Skin dookie

Noun. Penis

Look at the skin dookie on that guy!

No one has ever seen a pretty skin dookie.

by Lilmama2hwh January 7, 2017

Reverse dookie

When your taking a dookie, and you turn out to be constipated you pick up a plunger and plunge it out so the dookie will come.

I was constipated and I had no miralax, so I had to do a quick reverse dookie!

by BigSchmeatAdam October 24, 2019

U-DOOKY

Taking a crap in a urinal.

Some one U-DOOKIED the mens room again.

Did you here, about the U-DOOKY in the mens room.

by Duke Of Deuce Burger July 13, 2009