DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS

Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word

by theDILFdetonator October 7, 2022

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

Dilf

Chris Hemsworth

person 1: damn look at that dilf

person 2: who?¿

person 1: Chris hemsworth man

by mummymilkers June 26, 2021

DILF

DILF = dad i like to fuck
dilf is like the dad equivalent to MILF

your friend: omg have you heard Chris Wood has a son now?
me: yeah! now he’s a total DILF

by slut4kai July 29, 2021

Dilf

Dad I would like to fuck

That man’s a dilf

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

dilf

something horny edgy girls call "hot sexy old men" cuz they got daddy issues

"MMMM DILFS I LOVE DILFS I WANT THEM TO RAIL ME IN THE ASSHOLE!!!! 😩😩😩😩" -cringe tiktok girls

by taintedd April 7, 2021

dilf

when a dad is hot. but if you use this on your own dad you are weird

have you seen our history teacher, omg he is such a dilf. he can ask me to stay back after class.

by gum giver May 3, 2021