The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).
"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."
by jw80808 December 27, 2008
Get the textual diarrheamug. by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019
Get the Cabbage Diarrheamug. Nurse : What's wrong?
Patient : I have dubstep diarrhea.
Nurse : Well... Try to get an iron toilet that the walls block any sound and you'll be fine.
Patient : I have dubstep diarrhea.
Nurse : Well... Try to get an iron toilet that the walls block any sound and you'll be fine.
by Bullet Reaper 3 April 15, 2015
Get the Dubstep Diarrheamug. Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019
Get the oral diarrheamug. The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.
Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.
Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.
by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016
Get the Diarrhea Watchmug. When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
Get the status diarrheamug. The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.
Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020
Get the American Diarrheamug.