dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.

Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."

by Lemongello February 2, 2013

Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.

Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

by sternwise October 2, 2006

Dentist

Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.

My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed

by sk8s4d8s November 14, 2012

dentist

An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.

Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye

by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005

fat bitch in denial

its somebody thats big fat && ugly that goes around sayin shes slim.she goes around sayin "im not fat,im just thick!" most of these gurls i have to admit are black.alot are white too.some of these ppl will go around wearin tube tops 10 sizes to big and short short short skirts.then guys all stare at them and they think its positive when its really negative because there not lookin at them sayin "oh shes so fine" there lookin @ her laughin and raggin on her.so thats a fat bitch in denial

fat bitchez pretty friend:im sorry but i cant be seen with you if your wearin that tube top and that skirt. fatbitch in denial:why because your intimidated by my good looks? fat bitchez skinny friend:no because your big as shit fat bitch in denial: im not fat im just thick dammit!

by ariel.so.sexi January 24, 2009

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

dental rush

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.

by amatwiedle September 23, 2013