deaftard

An extremely retarded deaf person.
A deaf person who lacks normality.

A deaf person starts ranting incoherently as if he/she thought their speaking skills were outstanding is a deaftard.
Any deaf person who doesn't fit into society and our norms is a deaftard by any means.

by deaftard May 4, 2005

deafophobia

the swaggiest mf you'll ever meet. he likes to reply "ok" or "k" to everything but i doubt he's doing it on purpose. Oh and he cant spell very well but he's super nice and just perfect. he's my bestie <33

have u seen deafophobia?? he's bestie's with zoraexe.

by zoraexe April 9, 2021

Deafula

Deafula is an adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel Dracula. The story tries had to follow other film adaptations of the novel and has no spoken language, only sign language.

Deafula is Dracula for Deaf people.

by DeeTox December 23, 2005

deafened

To be deafened is the act that is often displayed by a certain Pussy-ole, h3llz. This act is where you join a discord server, provide no comedic value or conversation and then proceed to deafen yourself, never to speak again.

"hey ben"
"......."
"BEEENNNNN"
"......"
"For fuck sake, he's deafened again"

by jamontoast132456864 March 1, 2019

Deaftone

A tone in a song that cannot be heard by your conscience but can be heard by your sub-conscience which has the ability to manipulate your behavior.

I picked up a deaftone in my favorite song by listening very hard to it over and over.

by UItmaWepn May 13, 2017

deafinition

Refers to the assorted stipulations that determines if someone is completely hearing-impaired.

Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

deafamation

Derogatory/critical remarks/claims made in the presence of the person whom you're throwing under the bus, with the assumption that said criticized individual will not know what you're saying due to hearing-impairment.

A good example of deafamation's "coming back to bite you" is the classic humorous tale of the old fella who got a hearing-aid without his family's knowledge, and then he was able to repeatedly change his will while surreptitiously listening to the conversations of said family-members, since he now knew what they really thought of him and what their future plans were to spend whatever assets he'd originally been planning to leave to them.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019