I'd've

A mother of a contraction.

I'd've is one contractive mother!

by tourettesguydanny June 12, 2006

We'd've

Abbreviated form for "we would have".

2- Expression for an extravagant situation.

"We'd've fucked up in '93, but it was our last tour."

"It was we'd've when he roped that bull with an invisible rope."

by ryan reeeves January 19, 2009

D'Von

PERSON WHO IS SEEN AS STUPID BUT IS TRULY THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE

That man is really acting like a D'Von

by MR.POTATOMANMF June 29, 2022

we'd've

We would have.

We'd've passed English if our teacher wasn't an idiot.

by AggressiveExile April 11, 2017

whomst'd've'ly'lyaint

A way to say whomst in an extreme way, reserved for meme collectors and ytp makers.

??? is the one whomst'd've'ly'lyaint decided dat boy was cool and was right.

by the memedefiner whomst'd've'ly June 25, 2017

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020