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L.A.D.R.

(Law Of Diminishing Returns)
a classical economic concept that
pronounces that as more investment is made, the overall return on that investment declines at an increasing rate.
The first few times Bobby played Duchess Of Dethcraft,it was on. But down the road,L.A.D.R. kicked in, and he barely logs even minutes anymore.
by Cousin Leopold December 24, 2008
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L.O.D.

She wants that L.O.D.! She gonna learn today!
by Mister master March 19, 2013
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L.I.D.S.

An anagram short for, "Little Irish Dick Syndrome". Common in most post-pubescent Irish Males. It has been estimated that nearly 94% of all Irish Males suffers from L.I.D.S. in a case study conducted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Rowe, et al, 1997). Famous L.I.D.S. patients include Tom Cruise, Bob Saget, Hilary Clinton, and Ron Weasley.
Girl 1: "I sure feel bad for Stephanie"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S."
Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future"
by jbhunter April 2, 2011
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D.T.A.L.

acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.
"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia

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by vee hilton December 14, 2008
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L.S.D.

Pete: Hey Geoff I've got a bit of an L.S.D. Do I go to the toilet before of after the match?

Geoff: Oh be on the safe side and pop one out now...
by Wluka August 26, 2008
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G.L.A.D.

1. Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders.
2. Those guys/girls you saw on T.V. when bush vetoed the bill on gay marriage.
3. A collection of homosexual persons that fights for the rights of homosexual people.
4. A complete and total waste of time, money, and televisions spots.
"I saw G.L.A.D. on tv the other day, they had really short hair, big tits and were fat as hell. They had signs that said 'Gay is the way!' and shit. I changed the channel."
by that one asshole April 20, 2007
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D.I.F.L.

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."
by bernese April 1, 2007
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