t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

F'd in tha B

Coined by Cartmen (south park)

Damn you jus got F'd in tha B !

by DeOSvX May 2, 2004

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

F'd in the A

To get the business in the anal cavity, by a big black guy named Butch.

My friend Keith just got F'd in the A!!

by Rocky May 11, 2004

D.T.F.A.B.

down to fuck a bitch ;)

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/

by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008

R.F.D

Request for deletion, or R.F.D is to be left on the comment section for any and all pictures that include unflattering angles, embarrassing situations, or stupid douchebaggery on Facebook or really any other social networking site online.

"Sarah please R.F.D - I look totally fat in this photo."

"I really had a great time last night - only to wake up and go on Facebook to find this photo of me. R.F.D"

by von1945 May 24, 2009

D.I.F.L.

drinking is for losers

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."

by bernese April 1, 2007