Chronic-mong-syndrome

my youtube channel name and a strange way to clamp people :P

Guy1: hey your a gimp
Guy2 (me) : well you have chronic-mong-syndrome
Guy1:..wtf

by i is raj cunt June 9, 2011

Chron Bon

A bud of marijuana that is the perfect size for rolling a medium to large-sized joint or blunt.

Wow, what a long day... I think I'll go home , relax and enjoy some chron bons this afternoon.

by GetYerSpinners June 16, 2011

Chron Dynasty

The lexichron of a particular social group - i.e. the collection of chronomatopoeias recognized by a group of people.

"Taxi-cab chronfessions" was a part of their Chron Dynasty until it was banned by an act of Chrongress.

by Matthew McChronaughey September 22, 2011

Chronicseur

/ Chron-ic-seur / ˈkränik,-ˈso͝or /
Noun.

An expert judge in matters of cannabis.

That budtender knew her stuff, She was a real chronicseur.

by Puf N. Stuf April 26, 2014

chronic scroll

a joint

yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick

ay, pass that chronic scroll

Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls

by sneakyt June 17, 2014

chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

Chronic Ebola

When you have caught a case of Ebola but 10 times worse

Oh no , hell to the no I have bronchitis ain't no body got time for that shit I fucking have chronic Ebola . oh bitch no!!! They kicked me off my flight for this shit - twaimz

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017