by AJtheIceman October 08, 2011
When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.
I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
by brooklyncityvinny March 23, 2014
A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!
by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 03, 2007
A sex move created by none other than Russian President Vladimar Putin to show how strong and masculine he is. When man drop balls on eye socket so all that can see is strong communist man meat. While he do this another strong communist man put breed penis in mouth. All i taste is strong Russia. He do that another strong Russian man breed my butthole. I want to only feel Russia. While he do that another strong Russia man let me breed him out in anus. While he do that another strong Russian man pull on my balls. While he do that 40-50 other strong Russian men make Bukkake me covering me in glorious seed of Russia.
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