criticism

when your friend criticizes your choices just because. especially when they say you will be the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy three extra books... (you already have)

- Spoiled brat

stop giving me criticism - spoiled brat
no, I want to criticize you - best friend

by readyouryoung April 2, 2024

Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Unusual Criticism

Weird and terrible ways to make fun of someone

He's a person most likely to use Unusual Criticism.

by ugeeth October 3, 2021

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021